Jon Bois, writing for SB Nation:
For this, the season finale of Breaking Madden, there will be bitter cold and heavy snowfall. There will also be, Lord willing, the most one-sided result in the history of sports. In the greatest American football rout of historical record, Georgia Tech beat Cumberland College, 222-0. I want to multiply that. I want a thousand points in one game.
This is how we’re going to try.
You know it’s bad when the computer loses track of the score.
Chicken Little feared she was being judged at every moment. Whenever she googled embarrassing things, or Facebook-stalked an ex, she always felt a sense of shame afterwards. You can feel safe to act however you want, she reassured herself. There is no one watching everything you do.
Then she read about the NSA.